Crybaby Rick Couldn't Handle Iran

That's what I get from the whining about how bad he sucked at that debate the other day. Instead of owning up to his "Team Big R" record, he then attacks the two who exposed his record. You're not running for student council, Rick, but for POTUS, meaning your past will come up. Instead of accurately dealing with your record in a way that a very, very cynical public would believe, you decide to cook up some conspiracy theory about the Goldman Sachs Fed Cartel candidate working with the pro-gold, pro-Constitution candidate. Your evidence? They attacked you  at the debate, and not each other. Here's a tip, Rick: when you're polling at #1, you're going to be the target of the other contenders. If you're playing ball and are holding the ball, you're going to be the target, understand? Ron and Mitt have the biggest war chests, are the only candidates on the VA ballot, and both have a 50 state strategy. Do you realize how pathetic you look like saying stuff like this:

You have to ask Congressman Paul and Governor Romney what they’ve got going together,’ Santorum told reporters in the spin room in Mesa, Arizona. ‘Their commercials look a lot alike and so do their attacks.’ h/t The Blaze

When you're number one the enemies attack, isn't that what you're always telling us with your American Exceptionalism act? How can you handle the Mullahs, when you can't handle a four man debate? Oh, I know, those strong military men will protect you, that is if they still give a crap about the oligarchy (yes, I'm talking about you, you bankster tool) after playing Praetrorian Guard all these years.

Awww. Ron Paul hurt poser Ricky's feewings!

And By the way, know how long I personally have been pro -life? Since I learned where babies came from. But not Rick Santorum, no sir. He decided he was prolife just as he was about to run for Congress. I would have thought it would have been when he held his first child for the first time, or saw the first sonogram, that's what does it for most people, but for Rick Santorum, it takes the political calculation of running for US Congress. What a character, huh?



Philadelphia Magazine, Dec. 1995


Listen to Doug handle this better than I can:

outtakes:

"Ron Paul would throw the Ring of Power into Mount Doom."
"If 22 years of lobbyists, women, and ego temptations in Congress didn't corrupt Ron Paul, you actually think that Mitt Romney can corrupt him?"

So Rick, I know it made you feel tough when you talked behind your comfy little desk in the foreign relations committee, but you can't handle the heat from your time on Globalist-Bankster-Team-RINO. Your're just making a fool of yourself. True, true, great swaths of the American people are fools, so you think its a perfect fit don't you, you little buttwipe? Well, the tireless minority out here knows who you work for, and we'll never, ever let you forget it.